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Cyber.kdz Slang Dictionary
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A
tub
is:
The place where you keep your ducks
A modem that's so slow you can finish all your homework before it downloads a jpeg
A fat man who creates viruses
A
grephead
is someone who:
Thinks computers are the only thing worth talking about
Puts too much mousse in their hair
Knows what the UNIX commands
/awk, /tar
and
/tee
mean.
The
beam
is:
A private real-time chat line
An infrared communication device Sanjeev invented
The Internet
If something
fails
:
It's really cool
It sucks
It's broken
If you pick up a
flu
:
You get to miss school
You better hope you have a good back up of your hard drive
You just received an air mail letter from a friend
Godzilla
is:
(You better get this one!)
A monster
A monster
Deeder's tricked out computer for killing viruses.
The
talkway
is:
The Net
The telephone system
The Inmarsat satellite communication system
Scum of the Earth
are
:
People who try to censor the Internet
People who create viruses
People who listen to Muzak for fun
If you are
comming
with a friend, you are:
Exchanging emails
Hanging out and just talking
Plotting to crash into a computer system